25 points and brainliest for jokes

JOKES:

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

I invented a new word: Plagiarism!

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?

He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them

Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”

Because every play has a cast..

Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar

“Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.”

Explanation:

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horror and alarm

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