Here's some terrible dad jokes for ya :) Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth? It's pasteurized before you even see it.

What does a baby computer call his father? Data.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? 10 tickles.

I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.

Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.

How can you tell it's a dogwood tree? From the bark.

Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable.

that's all :) have a good rest of your day/ afternoon :)