Why hasn't dad come back from the store yet dad please it's been 14 years and you still haven't come back you only needed to get some milk, which we already have please dad, is the line at safeway that long?

Dad is taking forever.

Explanation:

He went to the store for milk, but got sidetracked, and lost his keys. He then tried to find them, ran into someone, fell off a cliff and exploded. Now you will sit for 14 years, wondering why he hasn't come back, and have read this, only to find it was all a dream. (。・ω・。)

right of the table i believe